If You Look In My Carpet You’ll Find More Than Just My Toenail Clippings, You’ll Find A Theory - The Introduction
Gravity is just a word, and this is just a blog. This blog offers nothing new, though it does contain the word “dextrose.” This is not my life story written in a neat understandable fashion. Instead, this is only a bunch of words attempting to make several paragraphs, which are attempting to make several pages.
I am only a two bit writer, probably always will be. Very few people have ever read any of my writings. I envy the lucky ones that haven’t. I don’t suspect that I’ll ever be remembered as a writer or at least not a good one. The best people will probably say is, “Man, he sure could throw a lawn dart.” My last name is not dart, it’s Pierce. By definition the word “pierce” means to make a hole or bore into, and that’s exactly what I plan to do within these pages.
People would always laugh at me when I would tell them that I wanted to be a writer. They’re still laughing. I guess ignorance is quite funny, but then again so are squirrels. IGNORANCE KILLS. I have found that guns quite often prove this theory. By definition, the word “theory” means an idea or opinion about something. I have lots of opinions, I also have lots of toenail clippings lost somewhere in my carpet, neither make me any the more smarter. I’m sad to say that this blog isn’t about my unusually large collection of lost toenail clippings, but instead this blog is a collection of thoughts and opinions.
I am only a two bit writer, probably always will be. Very few people have ever read any of my writings. I envy the lucky ones that haven’t. I don’t suspect that I’ll ever be remembered as a writer or at least not a good one. The best people will probably say is, “Man, he sure could throw a lawn dart.” My last name is not dart, it’s Pierce. By definition the word “pierce” means to make a hole or bore into, and that’s exactly what I plan to do within these pages.
People would always laugh at me when I would tell them that I wanted to be a writer. They’re still laughing. I guess ignorance is quite funny, but then again so are squirrels. IGNORANCE KILLS. I have found that guns quite often prove this theory. By definition, the word “theory” means an idea or opinion about something. I have lots of opinions, I also have lots of toenail clippings lost somewhere in my carpet, neither make me any the more smarter. I’m sad to say that this blog isn’t about my unusually large collection of lost toenail clippings, but instead this blog is a collection of thoughts and opinions.
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http://herecomestrouble-lauradawson.blogspot.com/ --- Here Comes Trouble brings you all the rants and raves of Ms. Laura Dawson, but feel free to call her L.D..
http://athoughtor2fromme2u.blogspot.com/ -- Who Gives A Hoot? You will, after sneaking a peak into the mind of Mrs. Ashley Clack